No, I’m not dead… I kinda wish I were (not really), but sadly, one cannot die from a common cold. So you have to deal with me getting lost instead.
I have Ryoga Hibiki‘s sense of direction, meaning that I get lost if I’m even one block away from my house. I once circled my block for twenty minutes because I couldn’t find my street. (I’ve lived here for close to nine years.) I will get lost in a department store for hours, and not because I’m buying stuff.
My legendary (lack of) sense of direction extends to video games. I still get lost in Sarutabaruta (for those who don’t play FFXI, this is the backyard of one of the starting cities).
Why am I telling you this? Because I’m about to do the few quests that make it very clear that I have no idea where the heck I’m going
